Art Fail Friday
I hate Twilight so much. It in itself is fail, but the fan art I’ve seen surpasses its inspiration. With the release of the New Moon movie, there has been an explosion of even more terrible art work.
New Moon is the retarded version of Underworld. Werewolves versus vampires; same old story but this time with teenage angst and romance. Jacob Black, newly blossomed werewolf, full of raging hormones must protect his beloved Bella from the evil bloodsucking monsters, aka the Cullens. Will he be able fend them off? It’s sure to be the most heart wrenching, devastating struggle of all time.
Or… will it? Based on these pictures… Jacob is a sweetly retard man-child. All he’s missing is a bit of drool coming out of his mouth. I don’t think he would stand a chance against the Cullens with their chiseled jaw lines, cleft chins, quirky eyebrows, and icy soulless glares. This family is a Frankenstein Calvin Klein ad. Poor Jacob doesn’t stand a chance. If he isn’t blinded by their sparkling, he’ll surely suffocate from their cologne, aka “eau du vampire”; that is, if he doesn’t choke on his slobber first.
Tags: Art Fail Friday, Cullens, Jacob Black, New Moon, twilight, vampires, were wolves
Not being a teenaged girl, I haven’t bitten on this whole “Twilight” thing. My wife loved the books, but she’s a bibliophile and will thus read anything.
Personally, I prefer my vampires on the blood-sucking, vicious, eternally damned side of things. A vampire, when exposed to the sun, should do two things: say “Oh shit” and then explode in a shower of flame and ash. They shouldn’t look like a rejected float from a gay pride parade.
Exactly!