This week Amber gives us a very hard homework assignment—what’s your favorite card from an art perspective? Our brains slowly turn to jelly as we waffle over our decisions, break down, and eventually give a list of about 28 cards each. Eventually we discover that we like art that isn’t art and in fact is just abstract patterns on a drab, colorless background. Just like our lives.
Thistle helps the party get their first badges and agrees to help them get more! They head over to Cafegg and are asked to gather Scranberries. With 2 carts in tow and a bad map, they leave town to find their way to the Scranberry patch.
In the explosive inaugural episode, Amber has a serious confession to make, one that will shock the senses and undermine the very premise of the show. It’s a truth more unknowable than an Eldrazi titan. A secret more explosive than the Golgothian Sylex. Actually do you have a minute to talk about Urza, because he’s a really interesting character. Hey. Hey! Where you going?
The party leveled up and gets a second class! Making some money sounds like a good idea, so they head to Rhapsody Roads where they met a very experienced traveller. Special guest alert! We had Kat, the DM from the podcast Dames & Dragons, join us for the next few episodes.
Brenda and Sarah return to discuss horrible people, cultural evolution, and the state song. You know the one.
Content Warning: This episode mentions eating disorders and pedophilia.