Red Mage Blue Mage

Two mages with diametrically opposed worldviews go head to head, and only one incredibly handsome and articulate one who loves islands will come out ahead. It’s Red Mage Blue Mage time!

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Devotion to Board Wipes

This episode features Truth, Justice, Propaganda, and a delusional maniacal tyrant despot whose thirst for power will ultimately be their very downfall. (Surprisingly, this is not a political episode in the least.)

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Organized Chaos

This episode features psychic cold reading, Kenny’s new computer fan (sorry, it’s fixed next episode), the Cult of Rakdos, the Witcher, and the very real topic of disability representation in Magic (based on an article by @Spice8Rack).

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Project Doomsday

This episode features a Commander showdown between Erebos and Nicol Bolas, as well as the most epic, most back-breaking sorcery for BBB ever cast in a game of Magic. That is not hyperbole.

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Fat Stack of Gobbos

This episode features Amber’s new and improved Commander deck, predatory satiation, and the first and last entry in our brand new segment, Weird and Wild Goblins of the Multiverse™.

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Five Point Palm Exploding Squirrel Technique

This episode features the return of both Seth and Modern Horizons drafting, more shameless rare-drafting, David Carradine, and ten pounds of squirrel in a nine pound bag.

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Recapturing the Magic

This episode features a golden cornucopia of Modern Horizon booster packs, MYTHIC rare pulls, Dragonball Z, ninjas, and Emperor Palpatine.

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Double Dragons III: Jacked Grandma

This episode features real actual audio of Amber eating eggs, sensual head biting, ten dollar words, and MAD SPOILERS for Rise of Skywalker. Join us every week for more bastardizations of a rich sweeping fantasy narrative!

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Double Dragons II: The Tablet Speaketh

This episode features the premiere of Grandma Dragonclaw, the voice of a stone tablet, and more eggs than you can shake a stick at.
Join us every week for more masterclasses in voice acting!

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Double Dragons I: 2000 Dragons

In today’s episode, we’re switching it up with a dramatic reading and analysis of official Magic: The Gathering fiction. We’re looking at Kate Elliott’s short story “Chronicle of Bolas: The Twins.” This episode features cold vagina tombs, frozen goblin dinner, and dialogue from the Star Wars prequels!

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