Bringing Owls to Athens

Hosted ByDave & Amber

Bringing Owls to Athens is a lot like getting a piece of Dorito stuck in your gums behind your teeth. It’s painful and embarrassing, but you’ll be eager for more in a couple of weeks. Dave and Amber used to get lunch and crack each other up. Now, they record those same amusing, insightful, and sometimes inappropriate conversations and invite you to share in their ridiculousness. Pull up a chair, open up a bag of cool ranch, and dig in!


All Episodes

18 – Tonight On A Very Special Owls

Content Warning: Suicidal Ideations. The jokes are really light this week, y’all. Dave and Amber discuss the hiatus and exactly how Dave’s life imploded. 

17 – The Rehootening

Together, Amber and Dave grow along the path of life’s long journey and buy new underwear. Amber updates Dave on the condition of her head and fingers. Dave finds a chimera monster that proves that the movie Annihilation is real. 

16 – Owlvember

Content Warning: Self Harm. Amber starts off with a joking request for Vampire Doctor Dave, but it turns into a real discussion about how to overcome the effects of her anxiety. In the vein of self improvement, Dave and Amber come up with their own creative prompt list for Owlvember.

15 – The Human Body is a Nightmare

Disclaimer: There is a lot of body talk in this episode; sweat, hair, Morgellons. Then there is quite the nose dive into NSFW territory. A new segment, Pickle Time, is introduced.

13 – Get Wreckt Joyce

Dave enjoys destroying old people…at Trivia Crack. Amber is confused about crystal healing. One day they might figure out how to end a podcast.  

12 – The Devil’s Dipstick

Dave shares a romance novel. They discuss the movie Annihilation [SPOULERS!]. Amber runs across a horrifying type fungus.

11 – Tru Fakz

Dave and Amber are exhausted and grumpy. They set the record straight about NASA. Spoiler alert: they don’t actually.
Pellets of Wisdom: Cowboy Cookies > All Other Cookies

10 – Thank You Chainsaw Burn

The Maverick consumes Amber’s iPhone 6. Dave gains confidence from a chainsaw burn. They discuss crimes that would give you jail cred. PSA: Don’t do a crime. Content warning: Some slight discussions about personal injuries.