Amber hides the dream gold that she stole from work in the lake of mayonnaise on Dave’s butt, which is guarded by a cursed fish. Amber creates a magical altar of fat.
On this week’s episode, Amber creates a life philosophy for us all. Dave and an internet fish both have a vaguely recognizable human face. Amber gets honest about cannibalism.
Together, Amber and Dave grow along the path of life’s long journey and buy new underwear. Amber updates Dave on the condition of her head and fingers. Dave finds a chimera monster that proves that the movie Annihilation is real.
Content Warning: Self Harm. Amber starts off with a joking request for Vampire Doctor Dave, but it turns into a real discussion about how to overcome the effects of her anxiety. In the vein of self improvement, Dave and Amber come up with their own creative prompt list for Owlvember.
Disclaimer: There is a lot of body talk in this episode; sweat, hair, Morgellons. Then there is quite the nose dive into NSFW territory. A new segment, Pickle Time, is introduced.