Bringing Owls to Athens

Hosted ByDave & Amber

Bringing Owls to Athens is a lot like getting a piece of Dorito stuck in your gums behind your teeth. It’s painful and embarrassing, but you’ll be eager for more in a couple of weeks. Dave and Amber used to get lunch and crack each other up. Now, they record those same amusing, insightful, and sometimes inappropriate conversations and invite you to share in their ridiculousness. Pull up a chair, open up a bag of cool ranch, and dig in!


All Episodes

07 – Welcome to the Nest

Amber shares what she did for her 30th birthday. Dave has the heart of a 72 year old man. They talk picture books and weird eats.
Pellets of Wisdom: Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime

06 – There’s a Sandpiper in My Butt and He is Handsome

In what is probably the most NSFW episode yet, Amber prepares for a vegan brunch experience. Dave learns about Chuck Tingle. They make up (not so great) double entendre names for beach houses. Pellets of Wisdom: Lucky Pete is haunted.

05 – How Many Times Do You Google

Dave thinks the internet is cool and Googles at least 4-5 times a day. Amber berates Dave for not knowing how to segue and gets high off a smoothie. They discuss ridiculous names and what kinds of professions get the most hugs.
Pellets of Wisdom: Aim for the Stars, Bertie.

04 – Curls for Girls

Dave wants to be the wheelman. Amber meets a lot of NPCs in the real world. They discuss how to get rid of unwanted deer legs.
Pellets of Wisdom: Sawyer’s Mom Keeps Forgetting His Name.

01 – Recipe for Failure

Dave and Amber used to get lunch and crack each other up. Now, they record those same amusing, insightful, and sometimes inappropriate conversations and invite you to share in their ridiculousness.
Dave tries to explain how good he is at catfishing. Amber has cold feet, literally. A recipe is shared that enrages them both.