The Maverick consumes Amber’s iPhone 6. Dave gains confidence from a chainsaw burn. They discuss crimes that would give you jail cred. PSA: Don’t do a crime. Content warning: Some slight discussions about personal injuries.
Amber lines her soul with a Cowboy Cookie. Dave shares a dark secret. Content warning: Some slight discussions that borderline body horror re: Phineas Gage. Pellets of Wisdom: They Give Real Advice?
Amber shares what she did for her 30th birthday. Dave has the heart of a 72 year old man. They talk picture books and weird eats.
Pellets of Wisdom: Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime
In what is probably the most NSFW episode yet, Amber prepares for a vegan brunch experience. Dave learns about Chuck Tingle. They make up (not so great) double entendre names for beach houses. Pellets of Wisdom: Lucky Pete is haunted.
Dave thinks the internet is cool and Googles at least 4-5 times a day. Amber berates Dave for not knowing how to segue and gets high off a smoothie. They discuss ridiculous names and what kinds of professions get the most hugs.
Pellets of Wisdom: Aim for the Stars, Bertie.
Dave wants to be the wheelman. Amber meets a lot of NPCs in the real world. They discuss how to get rid of unwanted deer legs.
Pellets of Wisdom: Sawyer’s Mom Keeps Forgetting His Name.