Once again, our producers have lost their minds and given Amber free rein over an entire episode. At the time, she was about to eat a cheeseburger, so today we’re talking about Magic: The Gathering FOOD. This episode features Chads, juice explosions, cannibalism, and curly bananas.

Kaldheim preview season is almost upon us! We’re looking at the bare few cards that have been spoiled as of the end of 2020 as well as making a few predictions for the set. This episode features Amber pronouncing Norse words, Ludwig the Accursed, and Amber’s foolish devil son.

It took us a long time to record this, but we’re finally catching up on the last month of MTG news! Today we’re discussing one of our favorite topics—Secret Lairs. It’s been one year since Secret Lairs premiered, and we’re looking at the latest superdrop as well as giving our retrospective on the first year of the product series.

It’s the consolation bracket grudge match of our latest Cube Draft Trilogy! Kenny reigns supreme, but now Troy and Erin must duke it out for who will keep their dignity and claim the honorable second place.

It’s Amber’s (fake) birthday, so she is gaining control of the podcast for the day, giving it haste, and sacrificing it at the end of turn. In particular she’s talking about the longtime print production problems that Magic has had, bringing her professional expertise to bear on the issue.