Cinema Rundown – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
In the wake of summer refuse like Star Trek and Up, it is promising to see Michael Bay take back the reins and grace us with this epic 2-1/2 hour dramatic affair.

As Revenge of the Fallen gets going, we come to find out that our favorite hero Samuel Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) is college bound. The long distance relationship with his inexplicitly hot girlfriend Mikaela (Megan Fox) seems intact, but will the strain of college pull them apart? Will Sam’s parents be able to hold their marriage together after empty-nest syndrome kicks in? Can Agent Simmons (John Turturro) really make the best pastrami? These questions (at least partially) and more are answered! Oh, and some alien robot thingies fight and look ominous, for what that’s worth.
