Bringing Owls to Athens

Hosted ByDave & Amber

Bringing Owls to Athens is a lot like getting a piece of Dorito stuck in your gums behind your teeth. It’s painful and embarrassing, but you’ll be eager for more in a couple of weeks. Dave and Amber used to get lunch and crack each other up. Now, they record those same amusing, insightful, and sometimes inappropriate conversations and invite you to share in their ridiculousness. Pull up a chair, open up a bag of cool ranch, and dig in!

All Episodes

28 – One Weird Trick They Don’t Want You To Know

This week Amber and Dave dig into deceptive videos, conspiracy theories, and the downfall of critical thinking. Also, Amber contemplates life inside a small animal pen and eventually gets breakfast. Push play or download and learn the secret to perfect strawberry cream frosting!

27 – Buttermilk Sea Shanties

This week, Amber and Dave have show and tell. Amber shows Dave the Tik Tok sea shanty phenomenon. Dave disturbingly shows Amber a dairy cookbook from 1954. It, uh, a lot. 

26 – Happy Rodent Times

This week, Dave and Amber discuss rodents in their various forms. As pets, protein, and prognosticators. Dave has quarantine guinea pigs (hawgs for those who like their pigs more vicious) and participates in a Groundhog Day ceremony. Amber has a litany of sad pets and critiques her dad’s shooting accuracy.

25 – Cocaine Hippos

This week, Dave and Amber discuss cocaine hippos. Dave discusses what they are, and Amber discusses what they aren’t. They also tackle a very sensitive Pellets of Wisdom question in a way that only they can.

24 – How to Create a Successful Dating Profile

In this mini-owls episode, Amber and Dave continue their exploration of the stagnant waters of the internet swamp. This week, they delve into They create gamer names, rap names, pizza poetry, and some truly inspired dating profiles.

23 – Staying in the Nest

Amber and Dave reflect on a long year spent quarantining indoors. We aren’t sure that we want to go back out into the world, at least in the ways that we used to. While owls don’t normally hibernate, we are willing to make an exception!

22 – Glorpong

This week, Amber and Dave welcome a guest into the studio. They’ve never had a guest before, and their first one is a big one. Glorpong is an alien from another galaxy who traveled to Earth as an infant in a spaceship made from Doritos. 

21 – Morel Madness

This week, Amber shows Dave a bizarre and primitive fan site dedicated to Larry ‘Tree’ Lonik. They discuss fandoms and doing what you love, which leads to a discussion of unhealthy social media habits. 

20 – Workplace Theft

Amber hides the dream gold that she stole from work in the lake of mayonnaise on Dave’s butt, which is guarded by a cursed fish. Amber creates a magical altar of fat.