Amber lines her soul with a Cowboy Cookie. Dave shares a dark secret. Content warning: Some slight discussions that borderline body horror re: Phineas Gage. Pellets of Wisdom: They Give Real Advice? 

Dave wants to sell snake oil. Amber cries tears of joy. They are terrible at ending an episode. Pellets of Wisdom: Don’t Choke.

Dave thinks the internet is cool and Googles at least 4-5 times a day. Amber berates Dave for not knowing how to segue and gets high off a smoothie. They discuss ridiculous names and what kinds of professions get the most hugs.
Pellets of Wisdom: Aim for the Stars, Bertie.

Dave wants to be the wheelman. Amber meets a lot of NPCs in the real world. They discuss how to get rid of unwanted deer legs.
Pellets of Wisdom: Sawyer’s Mom Keeps Forgetting His Name.

Amber shares a moon pie. Dave hates styrofoam. They build a top 5 fruit list and stick it to the man!

Amber gets SnapChat. Dave wants more cynicism. They dissect a clickbait article.

A new segment launches: Pellets of Wisdom!

Dave and Amber used to get lunch and crack each other up. Now, they record those same amusing, insightful, and sometimes inappropriate conversations and invite you to share in their ridiculousness.
Dave tries to explain how good he is at catfishing. Amber has cold feet, literally. A recipe is shared that enrages them both.