Red Mage Blue Mage

Hosted ByKenny & Amber

Two mages with diametrically opposed worldviews go head to head, and only one incredibly handsome and articulate one who loves islands will come out ahead. It’s Red Mage Blue Mage time!

All Episodes

Double Dragons I: 2000 Dragons

In today’s episode, we’re switching it up with a dramatic reading and analysis of official Magic: The Gathering fiction. We’re looking at Kate Elliott’s short story “Chronicle of Bolas: The Twins.” This episode features cold vagina tombs, frozen goblin dinner, and dialogue from the Star Wars prequels!

Magic for Babies

his episode features dubious choices, shame, weird card frames, and Magic for babies.

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Show and Tell

In this episode, Amber and Kenny each bring a Magic-related article to share and discuss! Prepare yourself for blatant unpreparedness for class, Secret Lairs, and the power of communication.

Cube Trilogy III: Ulaslog

In the ultimate conclusion of the epic saga of the Cube Trilogy, the final fate of our players is decided. Going into the final fight, Amber’s match record is 1-1, Echo is 0-1, and Kenny is 1-0. In the final battle, will Kenny be able to claim ultimate victory? Or will Echo mount the comeback to force the 3-way tie?

Cube Trilogy II: The One Where Amber Cheats

The second installment of the thrilling trilogy of Cube Draft matches features Amber vs. Kenny, the Tennis Racket Effect, vandalism, fucking ABYSSMAL puns, and copious cheating.

Extra Turn: Worldstriders™

The long-awaited return of our occasional bonus minisode, Extra Turns! Between the start of Theros spoiler season and the announcement of a Magic MMO(??!), we couldn’t let our thoughts sit in our episode queue for a month.

Spoiling Spoilers

This episode features dirty filthy leakers, an Amber high school story, the tit-beast from Last Jedi, and the END OF PLANESWALKERS??

Cube Trilogy I: Get Cackled

This episode is the first in a thrilling trilogy ( a “Thrillogy”) in which Amber, Kenny, and returning guest Echo do a 3-person Cube draft, with each episode featuring a 1v1 best of 3 games match. Part I is Amber vs. Echo, and it features a mythic common one-drop, Hermald Kothman, and Fresca so wet you can’t even drink it.