This week Amber and Dave dig into deceptive videos, conspiracy theories, and the downfall of critical thinking. Also, Amber contemplates life inside a small animal pen and eventually gets breakfast. Push play or download and learn the secret to perfect strawberry cream frosting!

This week, Amber and Dave have show and tell. Amber shows Dave the Tik Tok sea shanty phenomenon. Dave disturbingly shows Amber a dairy cookbook from 1954. It, uh, a lot. 

This week, Dave and Amber discuss rodents in their various forms. As pets, protein, and prognosticators. Dave has quarantine guinea pigs (hawgs for those who like their pigs more vicious) and participates in a Groundhog Day ceremony. Amber has a litany of sad pets and critiques her dad’s shooting accuracy.

This week, Dave and Amber discuss cocaine hippos. Dave discusses what they are, and Amber discusses what they aren’t. They also tackle a very sensitive Pellets of Wisdom question in a way that only they can.

In this mini-owls episode, Amber and Dave continue their exploration of the stagnant waters of the internet swamp. This week, they delve into name-generator.org.uk. They create gamer names, rap names, pizza poetry, and some truly inspired dating profiles.

Amber and Dave reflect on a long year spent quarantining indoors. We aren’t sure that we want to go back out into the world, at least in the ways that we used to. While owls don’t normally hibernate, we are willing to make an exception!

Amber hides the dream gold that she stole from work in the lake of mayonnaise on Dave’s butt, which is guarded by a cursed fish. Amber creates a magical altar of fat.

On this week’s episode, Amber creates a life philosophy for us all. Dave and an internet fish both have a vaguely recognizable human face. Amber gets honest about cannibalism.